This is a website.





























































It is very long. Let's test your patience.









































































there is aboslutely NOTHING at the bottom of this site.



























hey, before you zoom all the way down, did you realize that I spelled absolutely wrong?








































































Did you just go back and check? Now you're reading carefully, huh?





























































I hope you don't make the decision to scroll past all this text to see what could possibly be hiding at the bottom. This page is like a book. If you wanna skip to the last chapter, go ahead, but you're just missing out. It's about the journey, not the destination.




































































































































would you like to change the color of the text? would that make you happy? White's rather boring...



























































































































Too bad. I make every decision. LMAO.








I hope your day went well. unless you scrolled past all of this.

















































































































































So, if I haven't mentioned it before... you're wasting your time. Move your little mouse pointer up to the x on the tab,








































press in the left mouse button,























And get up off your chair, you useless slab of meat.























Alright that was uncalled for, I'm sorry. After all, I'm the hypocrite typing all this out when I could be doing something useful...



























To everyone using their computer, do you scroll with the mouse wheel, drag the box on the right side of the page, or are you literally holding in the down arrow button to slowly but surely move your way down the page?




oh right, and you can middle click the mouse and move your mouse in a direction... nearly forgot about that... anyways uh.. im not done yet. come back later